Saturday Matinees at the Base Theater
by Thomas Guidry
For military brats, one common feature was the base theater. It did not
get first-run films, usually, but it was cheap (and, in the '60's it
cost a dime). An special treat was the Saturday Matinee. Two feature
films, a cartoon or two, and a serial (for the non-boomers, a movie run
in episode format) were the usual entertainment.
Going to the movies with a dozen or so buddies added greatly to the
enjoyment, especially when you could get seats in the first two to four
rows down in the center section. Girls had their own groups, at that
time boys and girls kept to their own 'tribes'.
One thing you could do as military brats, something our civilian
counterparts could not, was arrive early before the matinee and help the
projectionist and/or concessionaire (snack counter operator). Waiting
around for the set-up was fun, because the PX was just down the road and
the geedunk (geedonk, depending upon your branch of service and time
frame) was right around the corner. Either way you and your 'buds'
could hustle over to the store and get enough munchies to wait out the
time until the NCO, Corporal or Private from Services would open the
theater for set-up.
When the enlisted man, (usually Corporal), arrived, he would only be too
glad to get help setting up. You'd get to do the 'fun jobs' like police
(sweep up) the snack bar or the movie house itself. Oh Happy, Happy,
Joy, Joy! * Or if you were lucky, you got to carry in the film cans and
help get them up to the projection booth. Sometimes, if you showed any
G-2 (intelligence), you got to help thread the projectors. This was fun
for a kid **.
When the job was done, whatever the assignment, you got your just
rewards. You got two candy bars of your choice a large soda and the
biggest box of popcorn, with all the butter and salt your system could
handle. Sometimes, the 'box' of popcorn was actually the long sleeve
carton from the large drink cups. One of these boxes was as tall as you
and measured four inches by four inches square, or bigger. A growing
kid can put away a lot of kernels. Stomach pump, please!
Anyway, since we were already in the theater, we got to help open the
doors for the 'customers' and we were assured of first pick of the house
seats. Predictably we took the first two rows, down center, of course.
Hey, we were the 'in-crowd'. Let the rest of the pack take the 'left
overs'.
All right then, everything ship shape?
"Johnny, you got the M&M's?" . . .
"Mike, you got the sodas?" . . .
"Joey, got the Butterfingers?" . . .
"Tom, you got the popcorn?" . . .
"We're covered!"..."LET'S GO!" . . .
Lights down...music up. . . .
"movie...Movie...Movie....MOVIE.....YEAAAAAAH!
I wouldn't have traded it for the world.
* Acknowledgments to Ren and Stimpy.
** Now you know where those AV nerds come from.